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  • Aug. 19th, 2009 at 10:49 PM
ireita
http://docs.google.com/View?id=dcv8dft6_442gzbmvcgs





Vector Resolution & Projectile Motion:

Lesson Objectives (Vector Resolution):
1) add and subtract coplanar vectors.
2) represent a vector as two perpendicular components.
Lesson Objectives (Projectile Motion):
1) describe and explain motion due to a uniform velocity in one direction and a uniform acceleration in a perpendicular direction.

Instructions to Sec 4B1, 4E1 and 4I1:
1) On Mon 29/6 (0930-1030)h go through Sections I and the links. Answer the 'Questions' after Section I.
2) On Wed 1/7 (0930-1030)h go through Sections II and the links. Answer the 'Questions after Section II.
3) Upload all answers to your respective class e-lesson submission work-bin in the IVLE. The answers will be graded and they will constitute 10 % of this term's Physics Test.
4) Deadline for submission is 4/7 1200 h. The work-bin will be closed after that and no more submission will be entertained.
5) I will be available on the above date and time on the MSN for consultation. Add me (johnthc55@hotmail.com) to your MSN.

I) Resolution of Vectors (video):


Concept:
All vectors can be resolved into two or more components.



For example:


In the examples above the black arrow represent the resultant vector and red arrows are its components.

Note:

1) The vector (resultant) and its components formed a close triangle when a vector diagram is drawn.

2) The resultant and the vector sum (simulation showing how to obtain the resultant of two vectors) of all its components are equivalent in magnitude and direction.

For example:

3) A single vector can also be resolved into any two components. Below are some examples.

However the easiest way to resolve a vector is to form a closed right angle triangle with the vector to be resolved forming the hypotenuse and the two components at right angle to each other completing the triangle (see the diagram below).
In the above diagram the vector to be resolved R makes an angle or 30o with the horizontal and component A = R cos 30o and component B = R sin 30o.
Note: The angle the vector to be resolved makes either with the horizontal or vertical must be given. In the above example the vector makes an angle of 30o with the horizontal.

Examples:
1) Three forces acts on a body
as shown below.
a) Find the magnitude and direction of the resultant force.

Method: Resolve
all forces horizontally and vertically and then perform vector addition them respectively.
Horizontally: 8.0 N – 2.0 sin 30o – 6.0 cos
45
o = 2.8 N (Take vector to the right as positive and to the left as negative)
Vertically: 6.0
sin 45
o – 2.0 cos 30o = 2.5 N (Take vector downwards as positive and upwards as negative)


b) If
the mass of the body is 0.50 kg, find the magnitude and direction of its
acceleration.

Known: resultant force F = 3.8 N as calculated above
F = ma
a = F/m = 3.8/0.50 = 7.6 m/s2 (in the
direction of the force F).



2) A body of mass 25 kg is
rolling down a slope at a constant speed as shown below.
a) Taking g as 10 m/s2,
calculate F and R.

Speed constant implies net force acting on body = 0
This means that the net forces acting vertical to the slope is zero and net forces acting horizontal to the slope must also be zero
Resolve mg (mg is hypotenuse of right angle triangle formed by the two dotted blue arrows) perpendicular and parallel to the slope and equate them to R and F respectively.
R = mg cos 30o = 250 x 0.866 = 217 N
F = mg sin 30o = 250 x 0.500 = 125 N


Questions:
1) A 1.5 kg block at rest is
pulled by a 20 N force down an incline plane that is 4.0 m
long.
The plane makes an angle of 30
o with the horizontal. The block takes
2.0 s
to
reach the bottom.

a) Find the acceleration of the block.
b) Draw all the forces acting on the block.
c) Find
the frictional force between the block and the inclined plane.

2) A boy pulls a sled along level ground by means of a rope under 78 N of tension. The rope with which he pulls the sled makes an angle of 37° with the horizontal. What is the magnitude of the component of the tension that
a) actually moves the sled, and
b) is wasted?

3) Mark rows a boat in moving water as shown below.

The
water current makes an angle of 30
o with the direction of the boat
and exerts
a
resistive force as shown. To keep the boat at uniform speed, Mark uses the
paddles to push the water with forces F1
and F
2 in the directions shown.
a) What is the unbalanced force acting on the boat? Explain
briefly.
b) Find
the magnitudes of F
1 and F2.


Resources:

II) Application on Vector Resolution: Projectile Motion:
Example:
An object is released from a cliff. Its initial vertical velocity, u = 0; its acceleration, a = acceleration due to gravity = 10 m/s2; if the time, t taken for the object to hit the ground is 4.0 s, find
a) the height of the cliff, s and

Using s = ut + ½at2;
Height of the cliff, s = ½ x 10 x 4.0 x 4.0 = 80 m

b) the final vertical velocity, v of the object just before hitting the ground.

Using v2 = u2 + 2as
v = sq rt (2 x 10 x 80) = 40 m/s

Concept:
A body accelerate when there is a force acting on it. When a body accelerates its velocity changes with time.
Velocity is a vector quantity and it has both magnitude and direction. Thus there are three ways in which the velocity of a body can change with time when it accelerates:
A) The velocity changes in such a way that its magnitude changes but its direction remains constant (Motion in a straight line).
B) The velocity changes in such a way that its magnitude remains constant but its the direction changes (Circular motion).
C) The velocity changes in such a way that both its magnitude and direction change (Projectile motion - java applet).

Two-Dimension Projectile Motion:


To solve a two-dimension projectile problem, treat the single particle as two separate particles.
Particle One: This can be considered as if it is being thrown vertically upwards to a height h with velocity VV (vertical component of V); VV varies from maximum at the start (just leaving the ground) to 0 at height h and then to maximum again just before hitting the ground. This particle has a constant acceleration and this acceleration is the acceleration due to gravity, g.
Particle Two: This can be considered as a particle travelling with a constant velocity VH horizontally (horizontal component of V). The total horizontal distance travelled by this particle is R, the range of the projectile motion.
Resultant Velocity: The resultant velocity V at any point of the projectile motion is the vector sum of VV + VH.
Particle One:
This is a free falling particle under the effect of gravity.
Its acceleration a = g = 10 m/s2
The following equations of motion apply:
v = u + at; v2 = u2 + 2as; s = ut + ½at2; <v> = (u + v)/2 = s/t
Where v = final velocity; u = initial velocity; s = displacement; t = time; a = acceleration; and <v> = average velocity
(In this case u = VV)

Particle Two:
This is a particle travelling with constant velocity VH. The equation of motion is VH = s/t

NOTE: If the time taken to reach the highest height tT and acceleration due to gravity is g, then
h = ½gtT2 where h is the maximum height, and R = vH x tT where R is the range of the trajectory.

Examples:
1) Gazelles are magnificent animals,
native to Africa, whose ability to jump is
astounding. If a gazelle leaps at and angle of 30o
above the horizontal, and travels
a
distance of 4 m, how long was the gazelle in the air? (See diagram)


Let v be the velocity at an angle of 30o to the horizontal and let the time of flight be t


Resolving v vertically and horizontally:

vV = v sin 30o and vH = v cos 30o;


Vertically:

Initial velocity u = - v sin30o; final velocity = v sin30o; a = g = 10m/s2;

(Note: follow the convention upwards as negative and downwards as positive)

Using v = u +at

v sin 30o = -v sin30o + gt

Hence, 2v sin30o = gt

v sin 30o = ½gt --- (i)


Horizontally:

Since velocity is constant horizontally, the equation to use is v = s/t


Hence,

v cos 30o = 4/t --- (ii)

(i)/(ii) tan
30
o = gt2/8;

t = sq rt[(8 tan 30o)/10] = 0.68 s



2) A steel ball rolls with constant velocity vH on a tabletop
0.950 m high. It rolls off
and hits the
ground 0.352 m from the edge of the table.
What was the value of vH?



To find the horizontal velocity vH

Consider vertical motion:

Given, s = 0.950m; initial velocity u = vV = 0 (because at the start vertical velocity, vV = 0 as there is only horizontal velocity vH initially);

a = g = 10 m/s2; let t be the time of flight

Using s = ut + ½at2


0.950 = 0 + (½ x 10)t2


t
= 0.436 s


Consider horizontal motion:

Horizontal velocity is constant and using
v
H = s/t,

vH
= 0.352/0.436 = 0.807 m/s



Questions:
1)A rock is thrown with an initial vertical
velocity of 30 m/s.

a) What
will the velocity be at the top of its path?

b) What is
the maximum height reached by the rock?

c) Assuming
the launch and landing heights are the same, how long will the rock
be in the air?



2) A soccer ball is kicked horizontally off a 22.0 m
high hill and lands on the ground
a
distance of 35.0 m from the edge of the hill. Determine:

i) the time taken for the ball to fall the
vertical distance of 22.0 m;


ii) the initial horizontal velocity of the soccer ball;

iii) the vertical velocity of the ball just before hitting the
ground; and

iv) the final velocity of the ball just before it hits the ground.



3) A beach ball, moving with a speed of 1.27 m/s, rolls off a
pier and hits the water
0.75 m from the
end of the pier. How high is the pier above the water?



Resources:
This simulation gives you the trajectory and time of flight given the height, angle and speed of launch.

Vary the angle and speed of the cannon ball to hit the object on the right.























can pass physics!

  • Aug. 19th, 2009 at 10:25 PM
insanity
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He can cross the bridge

  • Aug. 5th, 2009 at 10:39 PM
insanity
[20]jiahan says:
*IF WUTIANHAO BECOME CHRISTIAN
*THEN HIS PRAYER WILL BE LIKE
*"I would like to be. Amen."

i love days like this

  • May. 30th, 2009 at 5:37 PM
insanity
sat in an Audi R8
sat in an Audi TTS Roadster
played a Gibson Les Paul Studio
played a Gibson DARK FIRE



fyi there're only 10 gibson dark fire's in sg!!

kidding me not?

  • May. 14th, 2009 at 9:34 PM
insanity
Results
English A1 (top apparently! :O)
Chinese C5 (ahhhh used to it =D)
Math A1 A1
Physics B4 (bleh screwed up)
Chem A1 (first A1 for me since the beginning of sec 3!)
Lit A2 (!!!)
IHC ???

THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR HELPING ME!!!
Chinese: thank you leon!! if not i would've failed xD
Physics: Thanks to Dan Dan, Zong Han, GSW, and JYeo for mugging with me. i screwed up though xD
Chem: LOTS of thanks to Dan Dan for explaining everything to me!
Lit: LOTS of thanks to yuquan! and leon and kaien! and TOH AH!
special thanks to yus for mugging pretty much every subject with me =)

I'M A HAPPY HAPPY GUY

  • May. 5th, 2009 at 8:57 PM
skateboard
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  • Apr. 20th, 2009 at 10:47 PM
skateboard
1 Teardrops On My Guitar
2 Viva La Vida
3 Collide
4 Unwell
5 Bleeding Love
6 It's My Life
7 Wherever You Will Go
8 Nobody's Home
9 Hey Jude
10 What Goes Around...
11 Home
12 Calendar Girl
13 When You Say Nothing At All
14 I Will Be
15 I'm Yours
16 Hotel California

time to expand my playlist

  • Apr. 15th, 2009 at 8:35 PM
ireita
Instructions: Go to your music player. Select a song at random and turn shuffle on to shuffle through your lol songs. Then answer each of the questions here with your song title and artiste and lol at the answers... oh and dont forget to tag your friends

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
A Little's Enough - Angels & Airwaves

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Get Over It - Weekend FM

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
The Last Shot Ringing In My Ears - Snow Patrol

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Faint - Linkin Park

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
We've Been Searching The Sky - PlayRadioPlay!

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Small Favors - Fountains Of Wayne

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Never Miss A Beat - Kaiser Chiefs

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Teenage Love Rock - The Rocket Summer

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
All In - Artist vs. Poet

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Pig Latin - Gym Class Heroes

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
D.L.N - ガゼット

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Machines - Sky Eats Airplane

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Megalomania - Muse

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Fun - Smash Mouth

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Up Up Up - Goo Goo Dolls

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Our Disintegration - It Dies Today

WHAT WILL YOU DO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Perfect Day - Coldplay

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
If Any More Kids Die - Tonight The Prom

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
Just Rhymin' - Eminem

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??
Teachers - Daft Punk

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Always Hate Hippies - NOFX

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
M+M's - blink-182

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
This Disaster - New Found Glory

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
When I'm Gone - 3 Doors Down

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Wake Up! - The Morning Light

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Disturbia - The Cab

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
The First Time - Family Force 5

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Yes - Coldplay

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Your Thoughts On What's Right - August Burns Red

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
I Think We're Alone Now - The Click Five

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
My Happy Ending (Remix Blash) - Avril Lavigne

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Suteki Na Shiawase - The Stand Up


i'm not even gonna comment. xD

Just for Laughs

  • Apr. 12th, 2009 at 7:49 PM
ireita
Directions:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the "Next" button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

1.) Are you a male or female?
Mute - Drowning Pool

2.) Describe yourself:
Just To Get High - Nickelback [hahahahahaha!!!]

3.) How do you feel about yourself?
Moving On - Good Charlotte

4.) Describe your ex boyfriend / girlfriend:
Like A Stone - Audioslave [LOL]

5.) Describe your current boyfriend/girlfriend:
First Timers - Tyga feat. Evan from Black List Club [interesting...]

6.) Describe your current location:
Fate - Lydia

7.) Describe what you want to be:
My Favourite Accident - Motion City Soundtrack

8) Describe your best friend?
Are You Alone - The Starting Line [LOL!!!]

9.) Your favourite colour is:
It's Not Me, It's You - It's Like Love

10.) You know that:
This Is Our Town - We The Kings

11.) What is the weather like?
Too Long - Daft Punk

12.) If your life was a television show, what would it be called?
Better Alone - Carolina Liar [Awwwwwwwwwww... HAHAHAHA!]

13) What is life to you?
D is for Dangerous - Arctic Monkeys [Perrrrrfect!]

14.) What is the best advice you have to give?
Yo! - Ali G [YO!]

15.) If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Sorrow - Box Car Racer [YEOUCH!!!]

16.) How do you feel about the opposite sex?
Wasting Time - blink-182 [LOL!!]

17.) Why are you doing this survey?
Heartache and a Pair of Scissors - Slipknot [YEEEEEEOUCH!]

18.) You hate:
Beautiful Girls - Bayside [HAHAHAHAHA! LAUGH MAH SOCKS OFF!]

19.) Describe your worst enemy:
Lazy - NOFX

20.) What's in your back pocket?
New Friend Request - Gym Class Heroes

21.) What's your first thought when you wake up?
Escape - Hoobastank

22.) What’s your point of view on immigrants coming into the country?
Oh My God - Gym Class Heroes [LOL!]

23.) What was the last thing you told someone?
Take My Hand - The Cab [Awwwwwwwwwwwwww... LOL! in case anyone is wondering. this is false. haha]

kthxbai

  • Apr. 12th, 2009 at 6:47 PM
skateboard
taken from gsw's blog who took it from my blog xD

1. What do you think an ideal best friend should be like?


2. If you have a dream come true, what would it be?


3. Who's life would you want to takeaway most?


4. What would you do with a billion dollars?



5. Describe yourself in three words.


6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
loving someone

7. What's the one wish you'll make this very moment?
everyone to be happy and not worry so much. life's fun! =)

8. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?


9. Do you believe in ghosts?
yeap

10. If the person you like secretly is already attached, what would you do?
laugh it over and get over it ;D

11. Would you like to confess to someone you love by yourself, or through your friends?
meself

12. Who are currently the most important people to you?
family and friends. =)

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
mega awesome bboy.

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
i'd probably spend so much money

15. What is the first job you wanna take once you graduate from school?
accountant or banking

16. What's one thing you hate most yet you can't change?
hate is too strong a word

17. How would you rate the perfection of you life now?
probably an 8 =)

18. Among your friends, who do you think is/are the most similar with you?
okay this is a hard one...

19. What do you think makes you stand out from the others?
sitting down!
............................................
more seriously, umm the fact that nearly everyone i meet says i look mixed? =/

yet another excuse to post something

  • Apr. 8th, 2009 at 7:32 PM
insanity
01. What have you been doing recently?
headbanging to SLIPKNOT
02. Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
when it runs outta batt and i forget to charge it (which happens everytime ;D)
03. What happened at 10.00am today?
i was shouting "I'M ASIAN DAMMIT! I'M NOT ANG MOH! I'M NOT MIXED! JUST ASIAN!!"
04. When did you last cry?
don't know, don't care =)
05. Believe in fate/destiny?
nah
06. What do you want in your life right now?
HTC touch diamond2, audi r8 5.2 FSI V10, caparo t1, 2009 lotus exige S, 2009 r3 mazda rx8, a DRIVER'S LICENSE.
07. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?
RUN IN THE RAIN AND SING "RAIN DROPS ARE DROPPIN' ON MAH HEAD!"
08. What's your favourite thing to have on your bed?
my ipod and earphones
09. What bottom are you wearing now?
shorts
10. What's the nicest text in your inbox say?
"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!"
11. Do you tend to make a relationship complicated?
i would think not
12. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
nope
13. What was the last movie you caught?
Coming Soon
14. What are you proud of?
being a sucker for novelty items
ninja-ness
15. What does the oldest text message in your inbox say?
"tmd who hurt my cute yuuki?" NO COMMENT WHATSOEVER.
16. What was the last song you sang out loud?
WITCH DOCTOR BY CARTOONS. "OOH EEEEH OOOOH AHHH AAAAH TINGG TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!"
17.Do you have any nicknames?
yes, given by too many diff people.
emo boy
sneaky sneaky ninja
hyperactive emo
kazuya
yuuki (what the hell)
kureshi (not really a nickname, but an ign i always use)
... (and the list goes on)
P.S. i am not emo, and i think "emo" is BULLSHIT. i am like, the OPPOSITE of emo
18. What does your last received text message say?
"i bought dem on9. u can have dem if u wan tho" (ABOUT THE SHARINGAN CONTACT LENSES!!! ^^)
19. What time did you go to bed last night?
i didn't sleep at all bwahaha
20. Are you currently happy?
extremely. i'm always happy anyway hahahaha =D
21. Who gives you best advice?
my brothers (family)
close friends
22. Do you eat whipped cream out of a can?
maybee
23. Who did you talk on phone last night?
not too long. i just called leon (not leon toh, different leon) to remind him that he still OWES ME A BDAY PRESENT ZOMG!
24. Is anything bugging you right now?
yes. can someone tell me of some nice Industrial Metal bands???
25. What/who was the last thing/person to make you laugh?
this quiz
26. Do you wear toe socks?
no, what the heck?
27. Who was the last person you missed a call from?
my bro
28. Have you ever had your heartbroken?
yes. "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
nah just kidding. nope =)
29. What annoys you most in a person?
too serious
30. Do you have a crush on anyone?
squish squish
31. Have you ever done cocaine?
no. and i don't ever plan to
32. What is the colour of your room?
lime-green ish
33. Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollar?
woah. i would definitely consider! lalalalalala!
34. Do you believe in the saying : talk is cheap?
cheap=save money=ofcourse
35. Who was the last person to lie in your bed?
me?
36. Who was the last person to hug you?
you know, i would rather NOT say.
37. Did anyone see the last person you kissed?
hope not
38. Do you have a life?
i don't have a lot of LIFE cause i stopped gaming.
yus has a lot of LIFE though.
39. Have you ever think someone died, when they really didnt die?
yeah. there were assholes spreading some rumour that SLIM SHADY died.
40. What is the reason behind your profile song?
i have a profile song?
41. Who was the last person you saw in your dream?
i think i saw ronald mcdonald
42. Last time you smiled?
i'm smiling right now bwahahaha
43. Have you changed this year?
if by "changed" you mean changing my clothes, then obviously yes.
44. What are you listening right now?
Paranoia by Dope
45. Are you talking to someone when you doing this?
yeah
46. Do you walk with your eyes open or closed?
i don't think it matters since i can trip up the stairs, trip on my own feet, and run/jump into a wall
47. Is there a quote you live by?
"GET HIGH THEN CAN DO MATH BETTAH" - Mok Zi Cong
"I'm INVINCIBLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" - Homer Simpson
"IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" - the dancing banana
48. Do you want someone you cannot have?
nope
49. Have you ever played an instrument?
obvious much?
50. What was the worst idea you've had in this week?
not sleeping at all on sunday night and yesterday night.
51. What are you doing last night at 11pm?
printing out mok's hciso namelist
52. Are you happy with your love life right now?
that's for me to know ;P
53. What song best describe your love life?
some parts of A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me"
54. Does the person know that you like him/her?
yes? LOL
55. Who always make you laugh?
myself
56. Do you speak other language other than English?
yeah
57. Favourite website(s)?
youtube
all the websites on my bookmarked list of alternative/metal/punk/screamo/jrock websites
58. What's your middle name?
choong
59. What are you doing tomorrow?
saikang for ms gwee. then shopping at peninsula
60. What do you think you are like?
my head may be slightly screwed up
61. Who will you choose to die with?
nobody. at the rate i'm going, i'm probably gonna die in some freaaaaaak accident by the age of 30
EXTREME SPORTS+INSANITY+SUGAR RUSH=ULTIMATE RECIPE FOR DISASTER =D
62. Where have you been today?
school. serene centre. school. home.
63. What game do you play often?
i don't play games often.
i do play rock band and left 4 dead once in a while
64. Who are you missing right now?
my 2nd eldest bro =(
65. If you have to choose between friend and love, who will you choose?
depends on how close i am to that friend (i'm evil zomggg)
66. What are you doing right now?
is there even a need to ask?
67. Which primary school are you from?
nanyang primary school
68. Name 3 colours that you like?
MAROON
black and white
69. What emotion you like to show?
HIGH
70. What is your life to you?
a comedy
71. If you have something troubling you, what will you do?
listen to metal
sugar rush
72. Who did you last chat in msn today?
still chatting
73. Who do you admire most?
reita from gazette
my 2nd eldest bro =X
74. Which month are you born in?
january
75. How are you feeling right now?
happy happy haaaaaaaappy haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy
76. What is the time now?
10:26pm
77. What kind of person do u think the one who tagged you is?
TOTAL JOKER
78.What colour did you use to dye hair?
i don't dye my hair =P
79. Why are you doing this test?
as an excuse to keep my livejournal as a LIVEjournal
80. What do you do when you're moody?
headbang to metal WOOOOH!
81. At which age you wish to get married?
by 30 perhaps?
82. Who are important to you?
friends, family, and that certain someone perhaps?
83. If today is the last day of your life, what will you do?
SKY DIVING
attempt to ollie down the school terraces!
84. Who is the person you trust the most?
family - my 3rd eldest bro
friend (outside) - darren, andre
friend (school) - leon, yuquan, yus
85. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after a rain?
not really
86. If you have a dream come true, what would it be?
AUDI R8
87. What is your goal for this year?
B4 FOR HIGHER CHINESE O-LEVELS
88.Do you believe in eternity love?
what the hell is "eternity love"? truly amazing grammar
89. What feeling do you love most?
insanity
90. Do you really think its Global Warming now?
i wish it were global cooling
91. What feeling do you hate most?
sadness
92. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
i would try to, unless there's no more point in it
94. Who cares for you most?
dunno
95. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
other than family and friends,
MUSIC.
96. What will you bring when you fight?
smoke bomb. cause i iz neeeeeeeenja
97. What have you regretted doing in your whole life?
despising metal for 15 years
98. What would you feel if no one no longer cares for you?
saaad.
99. What if your boyfriend/girlfriend two-timed you?
what the hell.
100. How do you feel now?
YAYYY INSANITY!

license to ROFLMAO

  • Apr. 6th, 2009 at 9:59 PM
insanity
Dear Leon,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose in your closet and I saw you hit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard and your cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Love always,
ѕиєαку ѕиєαку nιnja

Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

great excuse to put something up

  • Mar. 31st, 2009 at 10:34 PM
ireita
Tagged by yus/jew

1. Besides your lips, where is your favourite spot to get kissed?
my ass

2. How do you feel when you woke up this morning?
it's "did", not "do". whoever set these questions should go jump off a lamppost.
what i felt when i woke up this morning? "Another great day! Now let's watch an asshole f*ck it up."

3. Who was the last person you took photo with?
it's elementary, my dear watson

4.Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
i don't see an expiry date on me so i don't see how

5.Would you ever donate blood?
ahh. blood is such a stroooong word. how bout red paper mache? would that work?

6.Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
i would assume so

7.Do want someone dead?
i believe in zombies, so how would this even work? unless they become my mindless minion or a walking vegetable free to roam the world as he pleases

8.What does your last message in your inbox say?
Welcome to your inbox. This is where your incoming messages will be stored. Now stop reading and get a life.

9.What are you thinking of right now?
if i think about thinking, what am i really thinking about? or if i'm even thinking about this question of what i really think about when i thinking about thinking about thinking, what does that mean? what would thinking about the previous question even MEAN! oh crud, i should stop now.

10.Do you wish someone was with you right now?
skippy, the peanut

11.What time did you go to sleep last night?
i am a creature of the night, i do not sleep! (at night, that is)

12.Where did you buy the T-shirt you are wearing now?
what if i'm wearing a shirt?

13.Is someone one your mind right now?
LARFF LARFF LARFF. sorry as soon as i read the question i can't stop laughing. "someone! one one one one one... echo echo echo" what's with the echo?

14.Who was the last person to text you?
when will the errors end! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


10 PEOPLE TO TAGGED TO DO THIS QUIZ:
1 - Abraham Lincoln
2 - George Bush
3 - Santa Claus
4 - Bill Gates
5 - Mary who had a little lamb
6 - Albert Einstein
7 - Homer Simpson
8 - Spongebob Squarepants
9 - Elmo
10 - Squidward Tentacles

15. Who is 2 having relationship with ?
- please do not talk about relationships to him. he has just lost his beloved country

16. Is 3 a male or a female?
- male

17. If 7 & 10 get together will that be a good thing?
- squidward would lose his mind

18. What is number 1 studying about?
- how to perm a beard

19. Is Number 4 single?
- he is happily married to microsoft

20. Say something about Number 5?
- do i even need to say anything?

21. What do you think about Number 3 & 6 being together?
- that would be FUNNY AS HELL. now santa can deliver presents even faster

22. Describe Number 9
- don't mess with him. he will shit you up (yes, i meant to type shit not shut)

23. What will you do if Number 6 & 7 fight?
- i would record it and send it to America's Funniest Home Videos

24. Do you like Number 8?
- of course




P.S. if ANYONE took my answers seriously, you can reaaaaaaally go jump off a lamppost! x)

dedication

  • Mar. 30th, 2009 at 11:51 PM
ireita
this post is a non-high post so those who only read for the high high high or whatever stuff shooooooooooooooo!!

anyway

this post is dedicated to ******

thank you dude!

i really appreciate all the help

i know i get reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasily distracted sometimes most of the time.

thank you for continuously reminding me to finish my compre xD

i've finished it! bahaha!

can't really express the thanks i have for you

but yeah. i really really REALLY appreciate it.
insanity
seriously!

i was at an italian restaurant (mind you, it's already pretty dim because it's supposed to be a 'romantic' restaurant) with family, andre&family, lynn&family

(time 8:30)
15-20 TINY-LIKE-HOW-MUCH-ENERGY-WOULD-THEY-EVEN-CONSUME-lights off
123478023456178234961273415243069582543 CANDLES lit

a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bit counter-productive dontcha think?

...

anyway,

i have to say, the candle-lit dinner was awesome.

and, damn you andre! D:< stop spreading random rumours about me!

"hsiong ah, you and (so-and-so) ah!"

you've been doing it since like, FOREVER!!!

yet another reason to add to my How My Brain Got So Screwed list

...

andre: when's good friday ah?
me: about 2 weeks from now
andre: which means what date?
me: i think 8th? or 9th? or 10th?
andre: WOW! GEE! thanks. that helped a whole fcking lot
me: don't mention it =)
andre: then which day is it ah?
me: bbbfffffftttthhhhhh (resisting laughter... badly)
andre: wait a minute... ... OH FCK!
me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (resisting laughter... very badly)

I'M IN LOVE, LOVE, LOVE

  • Mar. 29th, 2009 at 7:46 PM
insanity

gAZe aT ItS BeAUutY
ToO AWEsoME tHta mY keybOrad hAs GoNE cRazZy

*back to reality*

100% pure awesomeness manifested in our mortal world!
its beauty too great for my mere human eyes!

and for those who lack any common sense, or have a dingalong loose in their head,
i am referring to the AUDI R8! not the guy driving it or the trees or the road or the yellow (AND IT WAS ALL YELLOWWW) line

Writer's Block: Going to Extremes

  • Mar. 26th, 2009 at 10:46 PM
ireita

If you were in perfect shape (not to say that you aren't), what would be your extreme sport of choice?


View 501 Answers

SKATEBOARDING

DEFINITELY!

skateboarding for life!

and maybe street rollerblading

i would say surfing, but singapore has NO WAVES!!!